I think that's your dopamine talking.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) April 9, 2015

Throngs of college students push teeming carts thru Whole Foods. And me? 30-something, solvent, & wrestling w/feeling unworthy of 3 yogurts.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) April 11, 2015

Right on. And so maybe don't buy this. pic.twitter.com/KuuSZCumdp

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) June 19, 2015

I dunno, Taylor Swift. Lately that sounds more like How You Piss Off The Girl.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) March 18, 2015

You can't get serendipity from a screen.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) March 19, 2015

And you can't get blood from a phone. Yet.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) March 19, 2015

At LaGuardia, the fork is metal, the knife plastic. So the only thing getting killed is the vibe. pic.twitter.com/JJ0VSGGQwK

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) March 13, 2015

Waking up to the fact that most people miss the subtext of the subtext.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) February 27, 2015

Queen of Spades: Where are we?
Jack of Diamonds: Close to her chest.
QoS: Huh. Never been.
JoD: Won't last.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) January 19, 2015

Lady staring into screen just crashed occupied stroller into mailbox. Time for "Look Who's Talking 3(G)"

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) October 19, 2014

BREAKING: 4th restless Ebola health worker exp to contagion launches new Food Truck, currently criss-crossing Southeast to feed the masses.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) October 17, 2014

Somebody get a vowel & run it on down to Newbury Street before a Kardashian tries to pronounce this. @OnlyInBOS pic.twitter.com/1cmwpBFDFV

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) May 11, 2015

Emma Thompson nailed that heaving hiccup as the overcome Miss Dashwood at the end of Sense & Sensibility. AND SHE ALSO WROTE THE SCREENPLAY?

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) September 16, 2014

All I want in life is for someone to write about me the way Calvin wrote about Alice.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) August 7, 2014

Yoga teacher: "Now… journey… into your twist."
Me: "You got it. Just point me toward the Dairy Queen."

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) September 12, 2014

Spiral the shoulders.
Fingertips kiss.
Peel the hip.
Shine the heart.
Let the belly spill.#ifyousayso #yoga

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) September 12, 2014

Just pulled into the breakdown lane on The High Road. Go on ahead. I'll catch up.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) August 7, 2014

ICYMI: The acronym ICYMI discovered to be passive-aggressive for "In Case you Ignored it." Henceforth, therefore: ICYII.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) August 6, 2014

If you're gonna use "frowsy" in conversation, we're gonna be friends. Maybe more.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) July 31, 2014

The fiendish mechanics of this McCormick black peppercorn grinder have laid waste to my self-esteem.

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) July 20, 2014

All I want in life is to apply eye shadow like a Latin American. #WorldCup

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) July 9, 2014

@girlgloaming What do Americans say? 'Portmanteau'? 'Agglomeration'? 'Pantechnicon'?

— BBC Radio 4 (@BBCRadio4) April 7, 2015

Did you take the quiz to find out whether you're an Anglophile? It's rubbish. THIS: http://t.co/AcS0jAlOEK @NationalTheatre @PBS @wgbh

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) June 24, 2014

If you're reading The @NewYorker at the gym, you should probably kick it up a notch. #tetchytweets

— Lynne Blaszak (@girlgloaming) June 4, 2014